Sponsor Wars! Galaxy v. San Jose

By: Dave Martinez | January 27th, 2009
   

In this corner, with the ability to better your health without FDA approval, ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you the Galaxy’s very own, HERBALIFE!

And in the blue corner, with BILLIONS of dollars in funds making them truly the TOP of the PYRAMID, ladies and gentlemen, San Jose proudly presents to you, AMWAY!

And now, for the thousands in attendance, and the millions reading around the world . . .

Ladies and Gentlemen . . . .

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Chris Enger |  January 27th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

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    Don’t forget Xango for RSL, another Multi Level Marketing company.

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  • Melissa |  January 27th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

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    Wow – San Jose is really winning in the polls. Should they be proud or embarrassed? The announcement isn’t even a day old.

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  • Laurie |  January 27th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

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    This is me, thrilled to San Jose actually have a worse pyramid scheme than LA!

    (P.S. Seattle has X-Box. Not that I want to rub it in or anything.)

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  • Melissa |  January 27th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

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    Laurie: I KNOW! And I hate Microsoft. Suddenly the Seattle sponsor is looking real good compared to Amigo Energy or a can of paint.

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  • jen |  January 28th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

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    You know, Amway was SO my parents generation. I’d have to say that’s the suckiest sponsorship. But they are both equally laughable. Whenever I think of Herbalife having anything to do with professional athletics I laugh.

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  • Ed |  February 3rd, 2009 at 2:51 pm

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    I’m so glad DC has VW for their sponsor.

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  • Quix |  February 4th, 2009 at 10:51 am

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    Jen,
    How is Amway your parents generation? They just reported 8.2 Billion in sales in 2008 and are #1 in the world for health and beauty products? You need to take a look at what they have been up to XS and Nutrilite are leading brands in sports…they also sponsored for Olympic athletes this past year. So I am confused at what you are taking about?

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  • Quix |  February 4th, 2009 at 10:52 am

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    I meant 4 not for…

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  • Quix |  February 4th, 2009 at 10:55 am

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    Amway is AMerican WAY Products, they support all american made products. Microsoft is Japan/China. Herbalife is UK. So why can’t we support American Products??

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  • Quix |  February 4th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

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    Oh yeah and they also own the Orlando Magic Basket Ball Team…Go Amway!

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  • laurie |  February 5th, 2009 at 10:55 am

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    Hmm… I’m thinking “Amway” google alert?

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